the clutz’s diet plan
How does a clutz diet? Easy. Burn the inside of her mouth behind her teeth so that it hurts to bite into anything. Yup, that’s exactly what I did. No, not on purpose.
I’ve been trying to eat my whole wheat bagel here for breakfast and it is not going so well. I really burnt it good this time. Oh yes, I’m quit familiar with the burning of the mouth. The dental hygienist that used to clean my teeth when we were in Pennsylvania would always comment on the scarring and burn spots and ask me what I ate or drank this time. This time though I really did a number on it because the location makes biting into anything at all uncomfortable, and drinking stuff isn’t very cozy either. The banana I had last night after wasn’t too painful, maybe I’ll just have bananas and water for a week until it feels better?
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