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self tanning lotion…. free to anyone that wants it

If you’ve seen any of the pictures of me in my flickr account, you know that the last thing I need is a skin whitening treatment. I’ve been told that I’m the palest person on the planet…. and yes I’ve heard about a million ghost jokes. Funny, ha ha. Anyhow, I have a tube of Mary Kay self tanning lotion. I got it last summer hoping to make my legs not so blinding and scary when I wear my capri pants. While it’s better than any other self tanning product I’ve ever used, it still doesn’t look right on me. I’m just not meant to be tan, it’s very simple. I only used it one time. If anyone out there in blog land would like to have it leave a comment here and I’ll email you to get your snail mail addy. Whoever comments first has first dibs on the lotion.

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March 18th, 2008

4 comments so far

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QuietMom Says:
March 18th, 2008 at 9:13 am

Pick me pick me! I love self tanning lotions. It’s the only thing that will help me to have people stop saying “wow, you look tired”. And I’m done with the “rub baby oil all over and get skin cancer” phase of my life!
Lisa Marie Mary Says:
March 18th, 2008 at 9:36 am

Oooh, I’d love it! (I will probably screw it up and look orange!!!) And I’m pretty white, too - got all those same jokes…ugh! But I’d love to try it!
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Not Martha Says:
March 18th, 2008 at 6:39 pm

QuietMom was firstest, I emailed you for your address. I’ll try and drop this in the mail this weekend.
Joana Says:
March 19th, 2008 at 6:27 pm

Heh, for some odd reason I like my skin pale and go to great lengths to keep the tanning to a minimal. XD

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