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My youngest son is the riddle and joke teller around here. He’s always got something silly to say to bring out a smile. Here’s a few Halloween themed riddles for you and your kiddos

1. What did Dr. Spook give the witch who had a sore throat?
Answer: Coffin Drops

2. What do Ghost’s wear when their eye sight is failing?
Answer: Spookicles

3. How do you make a witch stew?
Answer: Make her wait!

4. What do lady ghosts put on their skin?
Answer: Vanishing lotion

5. What do you get when you cross a witch with an iceberg?
Answer: A cold spell

6. How do bats learn to fly?
Answer: They take batting lessons.

7. If you worked in a mortuary, what would you call your free time?
Answer: Coffin Break

8. Why do skeletons always catch a cold?
Answer: the get chilled to the bone.

9. What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?
Answer: Necktarines

Do you stress out getting ready for Halloween? Do you want your house to be the most fun on the entire block this Halloween? Get ready for an easy Halloween party planning and treat making solution!

This recipe booklet is crammed full of 35 fun easy Halloween recipes for you and your family to make your Halloween party the spookiest most fun on the block without breaking your budget.

Even if you’re not having a Halloween party, you can still make great use of the fun Halloween recipes in thise recipe booklet to make your night special. Add a ghost story or two and you’re all set for the perfect October 31st with your family.

Easy step by step directions for each recipe! If I can make these treats, anyone can make them.
Keep it Simple Spooky!

         

This entry was posted by Loretta on Monday, October 26th, 2009 at 10:57 am and is filed under Holidays. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.

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