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Just in case you need a few extra giggles for Halloween

Bonnie Parker (Bonnie and Clyde): “As the flowers are all made sweeter by the sunshine and the dew, so this old world is made brighter by the lives of folks like you.”

Tombstone Arizona: “Here lies Lester Moore; Four slugs from a .44; No Les No More.

Pennsylvania Tombstone, US: “Here lies the body of Jonathan Blake. Stepped on the gas instead of the brake.”

England Tombstone: “The children of Israel wanted bread and the Lord sent them manna. Old Clerk Wallace wanted a wife…and the Devil sent him Anna.”

Massachusetts Tombstone: “Under the sod and under the trees, lies the body of Jonathan Pease. He is not here, there’s only the pod. Pease shelled out and went to God.”

Dentists’ Tombstone: “John Brown is filling his last cavity.”

Can you come up with more funny or spooky tombstone ideas?

Who Can Make the Most Words?

On a piece of paper write the words “Trick or Treat”. See who can make the most words using only the letters found in the phrase.

Possible Answers: (There may be more, but here are quite a bit to get you started): rock, ate, tick, tack, race, oat, are, rate, crate, car, rack, trace, tart, tort, crater, racer, rice, track, or, tea, tire, ace, ice, ore, tore, rico, roar, kite, tear

Do you stress out getting ready for Halloween? Do you want your house to be the most fun on the entire block this Halloween? Get ready for an easy Halloween party planning and treat making solution!

This recipe booklet is crammed full of 35 fun easy Halloween recipes for you and your family to make your Halloween party the spookiest most fun on the block without breaking your budget.

Even if you’re not having a Halloween party, you can still make great use of the fun Halloween recipes in thise recipe booklet to make your night special. Add a ghost story or two and you’re all set for the perfect October 31st with your family.

Easy step by step directions for each recipe! If I can make these treats, anyone can make them.
Keep it Simple Spooky!

         

This entry was posted by Loretta on Thursday, October 29th, 2009 at 11:00 am and is filed under Holidays. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.

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